annie kept kneeing me in the butt during our concert tonight and she also tried to choke me while onstage
ty deardorff i love you too
one of my friends is like completely obsessed with mermaids and she wants to buy a mermaid tail but not just any mermaid tail
one that looks real and she can swim with but its like 500 dollars but sometimes thats life
one of my best friends is this guy named Christian and i remember he used to talk about being a merman all of the time
he loved the Little Mermaid and he talked about mermaids constantly

my girlfriend Zoey drew this picture of me today
she has no idea what Les Miserables is about
due to all of my feelings about dead french people i almost forgot that i have a chorus concert tonight
be back soon!!
after the film is over people will try to leave and i will block the door and shout NOT UNTIL I TELL YOU ABOUT THE SEWERS OF PARIS
NO wait I HAVE TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT WATERLOOOOOOO
ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE BISHOP’S ENTIRE LIFE HISTORY.